Queen Elizabeth knocked on my door today.
I answered with an appropriate bow
(not too low, but low enough to show
that I knew what was up),
and invited her in.
She accepted my invitation
and was trailed by two armed guards.
I thought I should wait for her
to speak first, seeing how she's the Queen,
but she seemed disinclined
to state the purpose of her visit.
Perhaps there was something I should
have intuited because we sat there for about
two hours before she nodded to her security
and they all got up and left.
I walked them to the door
and then said invitingly,
"Do please come again, your majesty."